superme124

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Sketchfu-ing since 03/25/2011 (user #187948)

14, female, single

Dancing on top of whales trying to make a differnce

424 drawings

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319 funny

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483 impressive

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A little 8 year old on sketchfu says hi to a great artist and asks to add them. A Few minutes later that artist writes back saying "I Wil not add you because you are little. Your art does not amuse me cause its impossible for a little 8 year old to be a good artist
!" The little kid starts weeping. For the next month the kid takes art lessons. Then they draw an amazing piece of art. The kid writes back to the artist giving the link and saying "Did i prove you wrong?". Copy and paste this if you are below 14 and feel that kids on here shouldn't be abused!

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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

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.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]

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(> )>█ so I was going to give you
U..U this chocolate bar

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. (>█<) I LIKE CHOCOLATE!!!
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(> )>█ Then i said sharing is caring....
U..U

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║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Realize...who and what matters the most...

There comes a point in your life when you realize....
who matters,
who NEVER did,
who WON'T anymore....
and who ALWAYS WILL.
So, DON'T worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they DIDN'T make it to your future.

Be kinder than necessary...because EVERYONE you meet, is fighting some kind of battle.......

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.Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3
hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so
easy to talk about love?
Why are we so bored when we look at a
Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why
is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we
repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding?
Why is it so easy to purchase
beer and drugs?But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity?
Why
is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage
with God?
Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but
praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you
going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll
get laughed at?
Repost this as "dont read if ur immature ....seriously"
80 % of you wont repost this.

~~~~~~~~~15 THINGS TO DO AT Big W~~~~~~~~~
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting
"Go, Pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~3 ways to be KICKED out of Big W~~~~~~~~
#1:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying:"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#2:Put a Dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say:"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#3:Throw Skittles at people and shout:"Taste the Rainbow bitch!!!!"

35 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency

procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style: is that your final answer?
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

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> >>> > I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
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> >>> > When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
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> >>> > And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
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> >>> > Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
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> >>> > And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a
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> >>> > And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell
> >>> >my
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves
> >>> > this,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you
> >>> >would,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you
> >>> > know it's true,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > And Mommy all I wanted to say is, 'Mommy, I love you.'
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > ****In Loving Memory of The Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost****
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Please if you would,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Pass this around,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I'd be happy if you could,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Don't smash this on the ground.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass this on,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Maybe people will cry,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Just keep this in your heart,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > For the people who didn't get to say 'Good-bye'.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Now you have 2 choices,
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, resend this as 'Try Not To Cry'
> >>> > 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted people

My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse

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