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im bored so
80 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President
41. Take a sharpie marker and draw mustaches on all of the pictures in books.
42. Convince the teacher that you have been bitten by a werewolf, and comence twitching and gurgling on the floor.
43. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
44. Search for candy in your pants. When you dont find any, search other peoples pants.
45. If the person next to you is being quiet, turn around and loudly make it be known that they are distracting you.
46. Randomly raise your hand and say "The answer is three."
47. Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words.Have the note insisting that you are `the bestest spellir’ in the class and
demand to be moved up.
48. During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat.
49. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
50. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them
grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is
attacking you with puppets
51. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did’
52. Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
53. Stumble into class (this works better if you are in k-5 grade) and slur you words and say, "I swear to drunk I am not god."
54. Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
55. Chew gum in class. If teacher says 'I hope you brought enough for everybody' take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
56. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though
everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. Then act confused and ask if the class is Alcoholics Anonymous.
57. Shove your heaviest book off your desk. Repeat. Glare at someone else every time the teacher looks.
58. Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.
59. Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re skipping school tomorrow.
60. Tell your teacher that you’re going to be sick tomorrow.
61. In anything but foreign language class (if you have one), speak in a foreign language.
62. Randomly laugh hysterically.
63. Yell out STOP DROP AND ROLL!
64. Tell your teacher to get ready to evacuate the school, because you are going to pull a fire alarm
65. Wear tissues on your head.
66. One word, pee.
67. If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’
68. Get up and get a tissue, then just stand and stare at the tissue. If asked
what you are doing by the teacher, claim that you are having a staring contest with the tissue and you’re sure you are about to win.
69. Lead your class in a sing-a-long.
70. Go into class, and then run to the window. Sadly proclaim that your imaginary friend just committed suicide.
71. Invent an imaginary hamster. Ask everyone if they would like to hold him.
72. In a creepy voice say to everyone `You will die in seven days’ Act like nothing had happened.
73. Raise your hand and wave it eagerly like you know the answer. Do this for
every question. When called on, answer every question `Abraham Lincoln.’
74. Make up a language and when no one understands it act like they are crazy.
75. Give a roast of the person next to you, and you have done it for a few minutes, say that you have installed hidden cameras and everything in the last 30 minutes has been being aired live on comedy central.
76. Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up, run into the wall and pretend to faint.
Lay there until someone runs over to help you up, then walk out the door to go to the bathroom.
77. Draw caricatures of your teacher. Sign the paper with a classmate’s name/initials. Leave the pictures on the classmate’s desk.
78. Act jittery all class, shaking and twitching. Recoil whenever someone passes or tries to touch you
79. Knit.
80. Wear Mardi Gras beads and a party hat, and throw confetti into the air when school lets out.

at the mall....
8 fun things to do at the mall:

1.Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the "hidden picture".

2.."Play" the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises

3.Answer any unattended service phones that ring in stores and say "Domino's", if it is dominoes, say walmart.

4.At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

5.Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.

6.Test mattresses in your pajamas.

7.If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

8.Show people your driver's license( if u hv one) and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."
things to do in an elevator to annoy peeps!

things to do in an elevator:
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit bubbles.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Bring a chair along.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Meow occassionally.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
One word: Flatulence!
Play the harmonica.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Start a sing-along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

drive ppl crazy by:
1:run into all the stores and scream SOMEONE HELP MY CAT IS SICK
2:jump on pplz backs and ask for a piggy back ride
3:say hi to everyone u see in the mall and hug them
4:take a long time ordering food at the burgerking in the mall
5:say u need go pee pee to everyone in the mall
6: hug pplz legs
7:hug the ppl who work at the stores and sing the nom nom song
8:stand still in a crowded place
9:say the to everyone that there weird
10:pretend ur playing hide and seek in one of stores till u get kicked out.